WHY THE MAMAGIRL LOVES TAX DAY



April 15. Tax Day. So many of you out there hate this day. I celebrate this day every year by wearing two different colored shooze. You see, for me, I celebrate the day that my Gussy Man came into my life and I honor him by wearing different colored shoes because Gus is heterochromic – he has two different colored eyes. It’s a fairly rare condition in humans, but David Bowie has it. Dan Akroyd has it. And so does Kate Bosworth, Christopher Walken and Jane Seymour. Heterochromia is a genetic mosaicism where there is either and excess or a lack of melanin in the iris of the eye. There are two kinds of heterochromia – complete heterochormia (two different colored eyes) or sectoral heterochromia (part of one iris is different from its remainder). Gus falls into the later category. Heterochromia is an SAT word, so in our house, we just call it “Gus’ freaky eyes”.


So, Happy Birthday Gussy Man - you are one special boy. I hope that one day, everyone wears two different shoes in your honor. Because you deserve to be a national holiday, you lil bugger. I LOVE YOU, GUSSY MAN, Happy Birthday....cha, cha, cha!

Cole Haan Verona sandal, metallic gold and metallic silver

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