Is it wrong to kill one of God's creatures on Easter Sunday? I have a nagging feeling that there is something very wrong with this picture. So please forgive me but allow me a few words here....the next time you crawl all over my kitchen counter, leave your filthy little shitty droppings in some decorative connect the dots pattern on the countertop, nibble little holes into my bread bags or even breed some baby mice, I will anihilate you and smash you as flat as a pancake with one of my hefty wedge sandals. Then I'll take one of my rocket high stilletoes and finish you off with the spikey heel. I'm sorry if you're a mamamouse and I leave your babies mamaless - let's just cut a deal now. Stay out of my house and I will leave you alone.
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